I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
