Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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