So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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