yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
This toilet bowl is my home.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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