just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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