Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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