Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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