I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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