We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
my sisters under your porch take her home
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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