She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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