How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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