I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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