It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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