Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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