I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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