I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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