pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
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