Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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