im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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