How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I have already put on my inside pants.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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