Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so let's talk penis.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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