Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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