He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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