And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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