i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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