I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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