Its about making memories worth repressing
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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