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I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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