Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I look excited, but its just a facade.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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