I want to have your abortion
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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