I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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