we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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