You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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