No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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