if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You've changed since you got that strap on
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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