No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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