...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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