It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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