I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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