so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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