Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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