You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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