69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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