My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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