but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
so let's talk penis.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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