i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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