well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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