U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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