"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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