My nipple is on Facebook.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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