But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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