You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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