I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Randomize
