when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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