hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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