Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
So here I am, sexting at work.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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