You just made me feel so damn special
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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